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( Kodak Duaflex II, Olympus PEN E-P1, Zuiko Digital 35mm Macro F3.5 )
After long winter, spring has come.
Unfortunately, I can cerebrate the arrival of spring only with some reluctance. To tell the truth, I have severe spring allergy. My nose started to itch a couple of weeks ago. It is quite uncomfortable.
Last night, I was standing in front of a mirror to wash my face. I realized on the spot that itching in my nose this time is not from notorious spring allergy.
It is because the hair in my nostril has grown too long.
I reached my drawer which contains my secret weapon – electric shaver for the hair in the nostril. As soon as I turned on the switch, it makes comfortable clipping sound with subtle vibration. Itchiness started to disappear.
Then all of sudden, I started worry something. It is good as far as my electric shaver for the hair in the nostril is working well. But there is no blade which works forever. One day, for sure, it will come to the end. If the blade came to the end of its life, it would roll and pull my hair in my nostril, rather than cutting them. That must be awfully painful. Just thinking about it already gives me a pain and tears.
Last night, it didn’t happen.
I was so scared about the possibility of this horrible accident. I had to confess my fear to my loving wife. She, however, looked like she couldn’t understand what I was talking about.
It is your duty to explain with easy example, if one couldn’t understand what you say. I started out by saying “suppose your hair in your nostril has grown too long”. But my wife said “it never grows too long” on the spot.
I am so sorry that I forgot the fact that women never go to toilet, never fart, and their hairs in the nostril never grow.
I can tell you. From now on, I will have a big fear every time I shave my hair in my nostril. My wife will never understand my fear. As a married couple, we should share pain and fear as well as happiness. As far as this matter is concerned, things are little different.
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